A Random Selection of Unedited Texts

That provide a window into my current mental state

Here are a random selection of texts I’ve sent this week, completely unedited and with absolutely no context, that provide a window into my current mental state:

—I'm like the hulk but instead of getting transformed by anger I'm transformed by mild irritation

—Rachmaninoff’s piano concerto 2 or Dvorak new world symphony?

—if one more person tells me to stop handing out geraniums

—Honestly it’s like a revolution and I want full credit for it lol

—In a goth way, I really admire the witches for hanging onto their dead just to have zombies on hand

—THE CUDDLE VIBE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE

—Oh geez that’s uncomfortable…

—OMG DUDE:

—’Twas a topic at therapy yesterday

—Grievous is such a cowardly little dipshit

—VOODOO TIME!!!

—if one more person tells me to stop handing out geraniums

—Lol oh no I laugh because I can’t acknowledge the pain hahahaha

—mood today: 3:05 into the song DROPS by iamamiwhoami

—Everything seems to be going smoothly!* (*note: this was a lie)

—The hilarious continuation of this is that I forgot that it’s snowing so unfortunately I can’t wear my hat

—and now everyone on twitter is like I WILL PARTY WITH YOU BEAUTIFUL DEV PATEL

—I really am quite miserable though oh but I did order some dresses

—I’m gonna melt off my chair and when they come to complain to me again I’ll just be a puddle like that one dude on sky high

—lol fine I’ll keep my thirst to myself

—IF ONE MORE PERSON TELLS ME TO STOP HANDING OUT GERANIUMS

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